I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
how is he doing this
Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert
that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there
((Headcanon Night Vale))
HEADCANON ACCEPTED LIKE WOAH
My anaconda recognizes that the council has made a decision but given that it is a stupid ass decision it has elected to ignore it
mother i must feed
Mother, why do you cry?
75% REAL BABY HAIR
panicking about school but not doing anything about it
panic! at the school ft. fail out boy
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
"Mickey, have a seat, man. No one gives a shit who you bang."
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes