icey's ramblings

Porcupine with a switchblade. "...I should ask less of people, and that in turn will make me happier?" I love the Bruce to my Tony! Sometimes I write fanfiction. You can read those here. Ask me anything! FAIR WARNING: I DON'T TAG EXCEPT FOR TRIGGERS OR RECENTLY RELEASED FILMS/SHOWS. I love you all dearly. Enjoy your stay!
THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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Love is love. Period.

Watching old Harlaxton videos and laughing hard enough that I’m crying. So many inside jokes.


Apr 16th at 10PM / via: weepingangela / op: toxxic-fairyy / 19,379 notes

cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

(Source: my-jane-doe)


Guardians of the Galaxy—Official Behind-the-Scenes Sneak Peek [x]

(Source: starlorrd)


shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused


Apr 16th at 10PM / via: ameliaandrorywilliams / op: fruitbat46 / tagged: look abby puppy. / 123,507 notes

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies


"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Apr 16th at 10PM / via: ollivander / op: fwips / tagged: anthony mackie. / 13,808 notes

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips)


jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN



shesarunnerrebel:

I am so impressed.

shesarunnerrebel:

I am so impressed.

(Source: steveinaspeedo)


buchananbarnes:

the thing is, Bucky only has like, 10 lines in CATWS. but 9 out of those 10 lines make you wanna set yourself on fire.


otterly-sherlocked:

gallifreyansquid:

the greatest movie of all time

That one kid that just drops in the last one

(Source: serenading-the-unicorn)



Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)


Apr 16th at 10PM / via: intelligentairhead / op: hexgoddess / tagged: about. / 1,127 notes

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality



Apr 16th at 10PM / via: jaimelennister / op: sexydowney / tagged: rdj. / 2,622 notes

"It’s hard to really grasp that existential fact that the only commodity that is not negotiable is time."

(Source: sexydowney)