how 2 make people feel better ft. dog
Do it, man. It’ll be awesome.
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction
DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
half-finished love affair, a charles x erik fanmix [listen]
01. counting stars onerepublic // 02. clarity zedd // 03. young and beautiful lana del rey // 04. the scientist coldplay // 05. maps maroon 5 // 06. revolution the beatles // 07. say something a great big world // 08. shot me down david guetta // 09. all of me john legend // 10. half of my heart john mayer // 11. how to save a life the fray // 12. i choose you sara bareilles
How I spent my time at Pompeii today
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
kids at work saying the “K-I-S-S-I-N-G” rhyme and asking me who I like, and me thinking quick, kirstin, give this woman a man’s name so they don’t suspect you’re queer
(but also mumbling her real name to myself as i walk away)
I really love how Stjepan Sejic draws Wonder Woman
This will forever be my headcanon for Diana: built like a brick shithouse and still heart-stoppingly gorgeous.
I -love- this art for her so very, very much. Stunning and a huge badass. This is Amazons. :3
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this several times before but seriously I get so bitter now whenever I see Diana and she doesn’t look like this. Like, really really bitter. So bitter.
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business